**"Don't talk too much when you've got nothing to say" - Saudi Dialect** Once upon a time, there was a guy named Meshal who came to work late every day. Whenever his manager asked him for the reason, he came up with a new excuse. One day, he walked into the office an hour late and said to his colleague Rashed: * Please don't tell the manager I was late, if you can cover for me. Rashed said: * Man, what is this nonsense? Every day you have a new story! Meshal said: * I swear I didn't sleep well, I woke up in a bad mood, and then my car got stuck. Rashed laughed and said: * Oh man, spare us these excuses! The only thing left is for you to say the street was closed just for you! Meshal said: * Bro, what's wrong with you? You're taking this way too seriously! Rashed replied: * No way, you're just a first-degree master of excuses. While they were chatting, the manager suddenly walked in and said: * Meshal, where were you yesterday? I looked for you and couldn't find you! Meshal got flustered and said: * Well, your highness, I was busy with an urgent matter. The manager said: * Yeah, clearly you were busy... but starting tomorrow I want you here early, and I don't want to see this delay again. The manager left, and Rashed turned to Meshal and said: * See? What did I tell you? Now you've gotten yourself into trouble! Meshal said: * May God fix you, you don't even know how to bail someone out! Rashed laughed and said: * My friend, I'll cover for you once or twice, but don't take me for a fool!